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Posted on 1st Sep at 11:36 AM, with 124,717 notes
Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Posted on 1st Sep at 11:35 AM, with 282,024 notes

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:35 AM, with 259,337 notes

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

Posted on 1st Sep at 11:35 AM, with 662,829 notes

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:34 PM, with 1,323 notes

remoraiding:

it’s impossible to be fashionable when you’ve hit croc bottom

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:24 PM, with 1,416 notes

slayboybunny:

new ask meme: go to my blog and tell me how beautiful and funny i am and how many flowers you would give to me 

Posted on 31st Aug at 11:23 PM, with 71,765 notes
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
Posted on 31st Aug at 11:22 PM, with 32,002 notes
lunar-awakening:

caliphorniaqueen:

this is beautiful

I’m in love with this
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lunar-awakening:

caliphorniaqueen:

this is beautiful

I’m in love with this

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